My bike got stolen when I was swimming in my pool in Vietnam!
I was swimming with many dolphins and beavers, and even though I had hired a personal bodyguard to carefully watch the bike, it was gone when I was done swimming! I seriously suspect the bodyguard. He was not tall but not short, he had eyes that were evil, I saw it when I hired him, so I do actually blame myself, I should have known. let me know if you find my bicycle!