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Missing one or more unicycles?

I would like to register some unicycles here, but I’m not sure which ones (no pun intended). I think I have something like 15-20 unicycles, but I can’t remember all of them. And I can’t remember which one(s) I’ve forgotten about. And if I can’t remember, could it be something I dreamt? I don’t think […]

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Zebra racer

Posted by Martin

Jeg skulle på musikkfestival i et land som virket som om det var Frankrike. Eller Italia, kanskje. En av de to. Jeg skulle se Nick Cave, men jeg var tidlig ute, så jeg syklet bort til et utendørs marked. Jeg satte meg ned på en kafé, på et bord utendørs, og var spent på hvordan […]

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Finally a penny farthing

Posted by Ruarí Ødegaard

For many years I daydreamed about the idea of riding a penny farthing but it felt like an impossiblity. Years later my beautiful bike came to life.

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Lost freewheel unicycle

Posted by Ruarí Ødegaard

A couple of years back I had a dream about a freewheel unicycle that I had begun to use to commute to and from the office. It was a fantastic device as it allowed for the floating feel of unicycling, while making coasting downhill possible. But more than this, it was extraordinary in that I […]

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Syden

Posted by Erlend

Jeg syklet til flyplassen med en veldig spesiell el-sykkel. Veldig myk fjæring, og stort lasteplan, og alle syntes den var spesiell og veldig fin. Jeg møtte en fyr jeg hadde snakket med før, vi skulle begge til Syden. Han jeg møtte skulle være der i flere år. Han syklet alltid flyplassen når han skulle være […]

Motorsykkel-sykkel

Posted by Kristoffer Kristoffer å Kristoffer

Jeg hadde en sykkel som egentlig mest minnet om en ganske stor motorsykkel. Men den virket ikke som en motorsykkel, jeg måtte sykle på den som en tråsykkel. Det var jævlig knølete og upraktisk. Sykkelen var ikke med seinere i drømmen, så jeg spekulerer på at jeg enten mistet den eller at den hadde blitt […]

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Oh shit

Posted by Tbone

I’m deeply concerned about my lost wheels and also mister loe’s pants. Or should I say trousers? What’s up with all the zippers? I will read mister brautigan and post again soon. While riding about town on my unicycle. With my monocle. Everyone here is in great danger. Also his lady is exceptionally beautiful. What […]

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Not yet found

Posted by Sad Face

I have been looking for my KH Unicycle in a least three consecutive dreams without finding it. It’s blue. And there is a bit of black tape on the seat. And I did leave it close to this chair.

Ganske mye av en terrengsykkel savnet

Posted by Krank Holke

Jeg var på vei hjem fra en tur i marka. Plutselig tok en usynlig kraft tak i sykkelen min. Jeg tror den ville fortelle meg noe. Det ristet noe voldsomt og det falt masse deler av sykkelen. Ved Østernvann roet det seg. Dette var igjen av sykkelen: Forhjul, gaffel, kranker, pedaler, setepinne og sete. Resten […]

Sykkel med stort sete

Posted by Horatio

Fant denne i København (som i drømmen på en måte var hovedstad i Litauen). Den har et veldig, veldig stort sete. Ufunksjonelt stort, vil jeg påstå.

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Var dette min sykkel?

Posted by Onkel Bjarte

Det var en sykkel på hjørnet ved Saga kino. En grønn, fulldempa sykkel med 3 gir, for tøff til å ikke legge merke til. I min drøm føltes det ut som min sykkel, men i ettertid har jeg tenkt at det kanskje ikke var min likevel. Hvis ingen melder interesse beholder jeg den gjerne.

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Unicycle spotted

Posted by Disc Spacer

I think I saw a unicycle between pressure pushing down on me and pressing down on you. But then it was gone. And all I could hear was give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love.

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Lost bike please help

On June 6th, 2026 Jan Kåre Lidsheim replied:

My dog stole a pink-legged bike last week. He left it in his dog-house and told it went there by…

A kecskemézi Himaláján is tűnnek a cangák

On June 2nd, 2026 Erlend Loe replied:

Ah, the old sherpa/fixie-problem. The sherpas seem to have a tendency to leave fixies scattered high in the mountains. I…

Enhjulssykkel

On June 2nd, 2026 Erlend Loe replied:

Den er herved registrert. Du kan sove trygt fra nå av.

Dream on

On May 14th, 2026 Average Fan Enjoyer replied:

What a bullshit,i cant eat or fuck this comment,and it doesnt keep me warm neither satisfies my thirst. Or maybe,i…

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