Registration of My Dream Bike
I hereby wish to register my dream bicycle:
1 green-lightblue ladies’ bike with 22 glow-in-the-dark wings for wheels. Yes, wings. Because this is no ordinary bike — it can fly at dusk, but only if it’s had enough cake that day.
The saddle is a luxurious dangling sheepskin hammock, giving it an unmistakably unique look, somewhere between “fashion icon” and “cloud-riding sheep.”
To prevent accidental takeoff, I keep my bike on a very long leash. Even when I’m not using it, it tends to get ideas. Unfortunately, despite the enormous “NO FEEDING” sign, many passersby can’t resist giving it cake.
So if you see a glowing, airborne bicycle floating around Brønshøj or Copenhagen — and it’s not tied up — that’s a mistake. Please help dream it back to me. Just whisper softly, “Come home, sweet flying bike,” and it might listen.
Thanks in advance!
(And remember: a well-fed bike is a well-fled bike.)